He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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