One girl and one boy is just not enough.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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