I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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