im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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