forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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