we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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