you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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