nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
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I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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