two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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