I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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