let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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