I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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