therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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