you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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