new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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