Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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