Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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