ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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