okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Also, beer. Big fan.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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