Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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