She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
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so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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