I don't think brook has ever known best
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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