Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize