How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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