just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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