No awkward lesbian experiences without me
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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