Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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