this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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