Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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