I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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