I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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