these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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