I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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