Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize