my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Holy shit dude........stairs
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