Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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