If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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