"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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