I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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