I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
my being single is dangerous.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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