According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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