Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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