Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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