I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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