It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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