i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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