what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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