Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Randomize