He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
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There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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