Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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